Cure for Short-term Depression

Meet the knucklehead challenge. If you have the guts, it will work. 5 steps are involved. 1) Chug a can of Mountain Dew (beer if you’re above 21) 2) Grab the bottom of the can with your hand. 3) Accelerate your hand upwards towards your forehead, very rapidly. 4) At the moment of impact, using the tips of your fingers and thumbs, squeeze the sides of the can to create weak points in the cylindrical structure to initiate the collapse of the can. 5) After crushing the can, invigorate yourself with a mighty roar and show your friends for an added self-esteem boost.